A plush velveteen blanket printed with a tongue-in-cheek heavy-metal\u2013style wellness graphic: spiky, black gothic lettering reads a loud self-care message set against a cluster of pastel roses and thorny vines. The contrast of dark, jagged type with soft floral details creates a playful clash that suits alternative wardrobes and cozy spaces \u2014 a statement layer for quiet moments, studio downtime, or binge-listening sessions. Fits the \u201cHeavy Metal Wellness\u201d vibe by pairing extreme-metal typography with sincere self-care sentiment for an audience that enjoys edgy humor and comforting textures.<\/p>\n
Product features
\n– Double needle topstitch on all seams
\n– Polyester fabric (100% or 83% polyester\/17% spandex option)
\n– Print on one side in high detail and vibrant color
\n– Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz\/yd\u00b2 \/ 300 g\/m\u00b2), extra soft
\n– Meets listed flammability and chemical compliance requirements<\/p>\n
Care instructions
\n– Do not dryclean
\n– Do not iron
\n– Tumble dry: low heat
\n– Do not bleach
\n– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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