Edgy self-care statement tote that pairs spiky, metal-style lettering with a playful wellness message. The design uses high-contrast ink and a distressed gothic logotype aesthetic, turning a loud heavy-metal look into a tongue-in-cheek affirmation that reads as both humorous and empowering. Suited to alternative wardrobes and everyday carry, it brings the \u201cheavy metal wellness\u201d vibe to market and campus runs without referencing any specific band or trademark.<\/p>\n
Product features
\n– 100% cotton canvas
\n– Heavy fabric (12 oz\/yd\u00b2 \/ 406.9 g\/m\u00b2)
\n– Flat corners (no gusset)
\n– Self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching
\n– Available in natural and black; sewn-in label<\/p>\n
Care instructions
\n– Do not iron directly over the printed area – print may stick to the iron.
\n– Spot clean
\n– Do not bleach
\n– Line dry<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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